{"id":174,"date":"2007-10-08T12:04:14","date_gmt":"2007-10-08T19:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=174"},"modified":"2007-10-08T12:04:14","modified_gmt":"2007-10-08T19:04:14","slug":"an-inconvenient-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"An inconvenient truth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cons of taking the trolley:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting to the station just as the trolley is leaving.<\/li>\n<li>Waiting fifteen minutes for the next trolley.<\/li>\n<li>Realizing I forgot my phone in my car.<\/li>\n<li>Missing the next trolley while I&#8217;m looking for my phone in my car.<\/li>\n<li>Not finding my phone in my car.<\/li>\n<li>Waiting fifteen minutes for the next trolley. Again.<\/li>\n<li>Finding my phone in my backpack.<\/li>\n<li>Getting dropped off in front of campus.<\/li>\n<li>Walking ten minutes to the art department in the back of campus.<\/li>\n<li>Walking down five flights of stairs to my classroom.<\/li>\n<li>Finding a note on my classroom door that says my only class today has been canceled.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cons of taking the trolley: Getting to the station just as the trolley is leaving. Waiting fifteen minutes for the next trolley. Realizing I forgot my phone in my car. Missing the next trolley while I&#8217;m looking for my phone in my car. Not finding my phone in my car. Waiting fifteen minutes for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[241],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}