{"id":17594,"date":"2013-05-19T17:30:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T00:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=17594"},"modified":"2013-05-19T17:30:13","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T00:30:13","slug":"whales-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=17594","title":{"rendered":"Whale&#8217;s Vagina."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/seaworld_walrus.jpg\" alt=\"seaworld walrus aquarium\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Outta my way, kids! Upside down <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?cat=33\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">animals<\/a> are only my favoritest thing in the world.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been 21 years since I last went to <a href=\"http:\/\/seaworldparks.com\/en\/seaworld-sandiego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">SeaWorld<\/a> in the fifth grade (do the horrifying math). Yesterday, I went back there with the BFF and her kiddos, and the only souvenir I took home was this walrus photo and a fierce sunburn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Outta my way, kids! Upside down animals are only my favoritest thing in the world. It&#8217;s been 21 years since I last went to SeaWorld in the fifth grade (do the horrifying math). Yesterday, I went back there with the BFF and her kiddos, and the only souvenir I took home was this walrus photo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,240],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-san-diego"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17594\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}