{"id":1765,"date":"2010-01-28T14:10:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T21:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1765"},"modified":"2010-01-28T14:10:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T21:10:17","slug":"cheesy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1765","title":{"rendered":"Cheesy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/babybelpyramid.jpg\" alt=\"babybel pyramid\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> You&#8217;re such a dork<br \/>\n<strong>mayanrocks:<\/strong> says the guy with the cheese wax pyramid on his desk!<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse:<\/strong> Hey, that&#8217;s artistry you philistine!<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse:<\/strong> I need to buy more yellow <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mini-babybel.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Babybels<\/a> to accent the sides<br \/>\n<strong>mayanrocks:<\/strong> &#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse:<\/strong> God, I&#8217;m such a dork<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesse: You&#8217;re such a dork mayanrocks: says the guy with the cheese wax pyramid on his desk! Jesse: Hey, that&#8217;s artistry you philistine! Jesse: I need to buy more yellow Babybels to accent the sides mayanrocks: &#8230; Jesse: God, I&#8217;m such a dork<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}