{"id":177053,"date":"2024-06-04T06:32:42","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T13:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=177053"},"modified":"2024-06-04T06:32:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T13:32:42","slug":"homeward-bound-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=177053","title":{"rendered":"Homeward Bound."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/condor-business-class.jpg\" alt=\"condor business class\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>This old man in a wheel chair was wheeled to our waiting area in Madrid. He was yelling and cussing at the staff because there was no airport bar in our terminal where he was departing, and there was one in the terminal he arrived in. But since he has wheelchair assistance, they wheeled him over to our terminal. He kept screaming for them to take him back to the old terminal so he could go to the airport bar. I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Sir, it&#8217;s 4 in the fucking morning and too damn early to be yelling this loud and def too damn early to be drinking.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I got stopped by TSA in Madrid also. They swabbed my bag but found nothing. I also got &#8216;randomly selected&#8217; for a security check when I was boarding the plane in Frankfurt. I had to go to a private area where they searched my bag again and swabbed my clothes. Like, do I give off terrorist vibes? Or did they not like my Michael Myers shirt? \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/michael-myers-shirt1.jpg\" alt=\"michael myers shirt\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TiBKJlCijL4\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m going, going, back, back to Cali, Cali<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I follow <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/risamoramoreno\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chino Moreno\u2019s wife<\/a> on IG (partly because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/chinowmoreno\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chino\u2019s IG<\/a> is private, but mostly because I\u2019m a creep) and I saw he was in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C7vfi4htBuG\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hamburg<\/a>, Germany. I had a layover in Frankfurt, but I google mapped it and Hamburg is 5 hours away \ud83d\ude05 I also have a layover in Portland and he lives in Oregon, but he\u2019s touring in Germany. One day, the stars will align and I\u2019ll meet him \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>Also, I\u2019m tired as fuck, because the first leg of my flight home from Madrid to Frankfurt was at 6am, so I had to get up at 2am \ud83d\ude34 which is really 7pm the night before pacific time. I just know I\u2019m gonna be all kinds of fucked up when I get home. I was messed up for days after I flew home from Nashville and they\u2019re only 2 hours ahead \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This old man in a wheel chair was wheeled to our waiting area in Madrid. He was yelling and cussing at the staff because there was no airport bar in our terminal where he was departing, and there was one in the terminal he arrived in. But since he has wheelchair assistance, they wheeled him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[288,248],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deftones","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177053"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177061,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177053\/revisions\/177061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=177053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=177053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}