{"id":1832,"date":"2010-01-31T12:58:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-31T19:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=1832"},"modified":"2010-01-31T12:58:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-31T19:58:06","slug":"vagina-with-a-p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=1832","title":{"rendered":"Vagina with a P."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/a0poster.jpg\" alt=\"I was going to be an A0 poster with gold foil block &#038; embossing, but times are hard.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pammie, <a href=\"http:\/\/soshi737.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Shi<\/a>, Anthony and I went to Chel&#8217;s house last night to help her with wedding stuff. <a href=\"http:\/\/raepinky.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chel<\/a> asked me to design her wedding invitations, and I couldn&#8217;t be more honored \ud83d\ude42 She has 300 guests and is trying to keep the wedding costs down. It&#8217;s a good thing I work for lychee sake and tator tots. <\/p>\n<p>The Cake Boss asked me to go out to some bar my friends were spinning at, McLovin&#8217; texted me at an unholy hour, and I even had a brief exchange with Il Postino last night. When it rains, it pours I guess. There&#8217;s no where in the world I&#8217;d rather be than with these crazy bitches, though. God forbid I miss conversations like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anthony:<\/strong> I was texting Chel about your website, and she got really annoyed because I kept calling it your &#8220;page&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Chel:<\/strong> It&#8217;s called a blog. Stop calling it that.<br \/>\n<strong>Anthony:<\/strong> Whatever, I&#8217;ll call it her <em>pagina<\/em> if I want to.<br \/>\n<strong>Chel:<\/strong> Oh, is that what you were calling it? Page in spanish? All this time I thought you were texting me pa<em>gina<\/em>. Like vagina with a p!<\/p>\n<p>Le&#8217;sigh&#8230; Never a dull moment \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>(image via <a href=\"http:\/\/ffffound.com\/image\/d10115079fb1cfecf4318a8e8b30216da6ea4ca7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ffffound<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pammie, Shi, Anthony and I went to Chel&#8217;s house last night to help her with wedding stuff. Chel asked me to design her wedding invitations, and I couldn&#8217;t be more honored \ud83d\ude42 She has 300 guests and is trying to keep the wedding costs down. It&#8217;s a good thing I work for lychee sake and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,189,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-design","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}