{"id":18574,"date":"2013-08-26T21:25:17","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T04:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=18574"},"modified":"2013-08-26T21:25:17","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T04:25:17","slug":"twerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=18574","title":{"rendered":"Twerk."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" width=\"435\"><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus1.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus2.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus3.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus4.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus5.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus6.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus7.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus8.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/conanofallon.tumblr.com\/post\/59392508487\/hank-and-marie-react-to-miley-cyrus-vma\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/breakingbad_mileycyrus9.gif\" alt=\"hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance\" width=\"216\" height=\"122\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><em>Jesus Christ, Marie. It&#8217;s called twerking!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for reminding me why I canceled my cable. I regret nothing! Also, after binge-watching all five seasons of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amctv.com\/shows\/breaking-bad\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Breaking Bad<\/a> on Netflix over the past two weeks, I can now get back to my regularly scheduled life, yo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Christ, Marie. It&#8217;s called twerking! Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for reminding me why I canceled my cable. I regret nothing! Also, after binge-watching all five seasons of Breaking Bad on Netflix over the past two weeks, I can now get back to my regularly scheduled life, yo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}