{"id":189853,"date":"2024-06-27T21:14:44","date_gmt":"2024-06-28T04:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=189853"},"modified":"2024-06-28T14:31:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-28T21:31:42","slug":"fupaloop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=189853","title":{"rendered":"Fupaloop."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fancyytee.com\/products\/im-from-the-1900s-crop-tee-for-women\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/patient-1900s.jpg\" alt=\"I'm From The 1900s Crop Tee For Women\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I need <a href=\"https:\/\/fancyytee.com\/products\/im-from-the-1900s-crop-tee-for-women\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this shirt<\/a>, except not in crop top form. Although I hate to deny the world the sight of my muffin top, I believe that people from the 1900s (or people who are old enough to have died of dysentery in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.forbes.com\/sites\/sethporges\/2017\/11\/27\/the-surprising-story-behind-how-the-oregon-trail-was-built-without-access-to-a-computer\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Oregon Trail<\/a>) shouldn\u2019t be wearing crop tops. Fight me.<\/p>\n<p>Also, in unrelated news:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/C8sCPTwC5Jx\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/fupaloop-amiiillustrates.jpg\" alt=\"amii.illustrates\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need this shirt, except not in crop top form. Although I hate to deny the world the sight of my muffin top, I believe that people from the 1900s (or people who are old enough to have died of dysentery in Oregon Trail) shouldn\u2019t be wearing crop tops. Fight me. Also, in unrelated news:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[247],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things-i-need"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=189853"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191198,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189853\/revisions\/191198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=189853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=189853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=189853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}