{"id":192,"date":"2008-04-21T23:34:25","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T06:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=192"},"modified":"2008-04-21T23:34:25","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T06:34:25","slug":"drive-slow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Drive slow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel completely violated&#8230; Can I make it through one day without someone touching my butt? So I&#8217;m swaying my hips to Kanye last night, and this Mexican guy behind me is standing pretty close, but I&#8217;m like <em>whatevs<\/em>, we had floor tickets, so everyone was all kinds of close. But then I feel this guy&#8217;s hands on my hips and moving down towards my ass, and I&#8217;m like <em>whoa, whoa, WHOA<\/em>! I grabbed his wrists and pushed them away&#8230; I&#8217;m just not that kind of girl, no matter what you&#8217;ve heard on the streets! So anyway, the next song comes on and I&#8217;m still swaying and I feel his hands on me yet another time&#8230; and I&#8217;m like, <em>Thisss <\/em>bitch. His junk is on my ass and his hands are moving down my sides&#8230; WTF. I push him off me one more time. I should&#8217;ve punched him in his throat, but he was such a stoner (he smoked out my friend between ass grabs) and I was just trying to have a good time&#8230; Then something weird happened. I&#8217;m still dancing during Kanye&#8217;s set, and I feel his now familiar hands on my hips again, but this time he reaches for my hand and tries to entwine my fingers in his. What are we, on a fucking date or something?<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, can I just find a decent guy who doesn&#8217;t feel me up without asking first? Can I? Can I?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Can I?<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"435\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jRbkkqZikx4&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jRbkkqZikx4&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"435\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel completely violated&#8230; Can I make it through one day without someone touching my butt? So I&#8217;m swaying my hips to Kanye last night, and this Mexican guy behind me is standing pretty close, but I&#8217;m like whatevs, we had floor tickets, so everyone was all kinds of close. But then I feel this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[185,251],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-concerts","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}