{"id":20166,"date":"2014-03-11T23:58:06","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T07:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=20166"},"modified":"2014-03-11T23:58:06","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T07:58:06","slug":"i-woke-up-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=20166","title":{"rendered":"I Woke Up Like This."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:22 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Deane: <\/strong>when do they start serving pancakes? i get here like at 8am anyway<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><strong>Zack: <\/strong>WHY DO YOU GET HERE AT 8AM. I&#8217;m not even awake at that point.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:23 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Deane:<\/strong> my equinox class starts at 6\/6:15am errryday, son. i like waking up early. makes me feel good about myself. then i eat birthday cake pancakes and $1 french toast.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:25 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>me:<\/strong> i woke up at 8:30 today<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\">&nbsp;<\/td>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/wenttosleepcute_wokeupcute.gif\" alt=\"went to sleep cute woke up cute gif - bad girls club\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"13%\" valign=\"top\"><font color=\"#999999\">4:26 PM<\/font><\/td>\n<td><strong>Zack: <\/strong>Marion you own the internet. Seriously. Its so impressive.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:22 PM Deane: when do they start serving pancakes? i get here like at 8am anyway &nbsp; Zack: WHY DO YOU GET HERE AT 8AM. I&#8217;m not even awake at that point. 4:23 PM Deane: my equinox class starts at 6\/6:15am errryday, son. i like waking up early. makes me feel good about myself. then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}