{"id":20246,"date":"2014-03-27T20:05:44","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T04:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=20246"},"modified":"2014-03-27T20:05:44","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T04:05:44","slug":"ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=20246","title":{"rendered":"EW!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/igwinner.jpg\" alt=\"ig winner\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So the cafe inside my work has an instagram account, and all the employees who follow it have a chance to win a $25 gift card every week. I was pretty excited when I won last month. I was less excited about the photo they chose of me, but my <a href=\"http:\/\/web.stagram.com\/n\/mayanrocks\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">instagram<\/a> is devoid of selfies, so I forgive them.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I was talking to my coworker who runs the instagram account, and he was saying how they make a big deal at the cafe when you get your gift card. And I was like, &#8220;Yeah, they even take your picture!&#8221; And he was like, &#8220;Wait, what&#8230; They don&#8217;t do that.&#8221; And then I realized that the guy who sells me my $9 pressed juice every morning took a picture of me on his cell phone for his own personal collection!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jimmyfallon_ew.gif\" alt=\"sara jimmy fallon ew gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the cafe inside my work has an instagram account, and all the employees who follow it have a chance to win a $25 gift card every week. I was pretty excited when I won last month. I was less excited about the photo they chose of me, but my instagram is devoid of selfies, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[254,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-winning","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}