{"id":20325,"date":"2014-03-18T23:53:36","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T07:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=20325"},"modified":"2014-03-18T23:53:36","modified_gmt":"2014-03-19T07:53:36","slug":"home-deeps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=20325","title":{"rendered":"Home Depot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>HOME DEPOT DUDE<\/strong>: So you want these cut at 22.5 inches?<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> (showing him my measuring tape) Can you add one of these little guys?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HOME DEPOT DUDE:<\/strong> You mean 1\/16th of an inch?<\/p>\n<p><strong>ME:<\/strong> Oh, is that what you call it&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/homersimpson_hiding_bush.gif\" alt=\"homer simpson hiding in bush gif\" height=\"162\" width=\"216\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I never feel as stupid as I do when I&#8217;m at Home Deeps. I promise I&#8217;m, like, way smarter outside of the store (ignore my contradictory burnt toast post below).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HOME DEPOT DUDE: So you want these cut at 22.5 inches? ME: (showing him my measuring tape) Can you add one of these little guys? HOME DEPOT DUDE: You mean 1\/16th of an inch? ME: Oh, is that what you call it&#8230;? &#8230; I never feel as stupid as I do when I&#8217;m at Home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}