{"id":205949,"date":"2024-07-09T16:08:09","date_gmt":"2024-07-09T23:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=205949"},"modified":"2024-08-08T21:59:32","modified_gmt":"2024-08-09T04:59:32","slug":"surf-n-turf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=205949","title":{"rendered":"Surf ‘n’ Turf."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I once ordered ‘carne asada chips’ at the taco shop near my apartment in LA, and the cashier was like, ‘You mean, steak nachos?’ What in the gringo ass taco shop? <\/em><\/p>\n

Another time at the same taco shop, I had called in my order for pick up. I went there and there was no parking. I waited 5 minutes for a space, and this guy swoops in and takes my spot. I was so hangry, I parked behind him and blocked his ass in and stormed inside. We were stuck in line together, and he apologized for taking my spot. I said I was just picking up an order and leaving, so he’d be able to leave later. I took my food, walked back to my car and released the breath I didn’t know I was holding in. People have been murdered for less in LA! Let alone carne asada chips \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

Sometimes I have to remind myself, ‘You\u2019re in your forties now. You need to calm the fuck down.’ After that incident, I started doordashing my carne asada chips, and now I’m making them at home! \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I once ordered ‘carne asada chips’ at the taco shop near my apartment in LA, and the cashier was like, ‘You mean, steak nachos?’ What in the gringo ass taco shop? Another time at the same taco shop, I had called in my order for pick up. I went there and there was no parking. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205949"}],"version-history":[{"count":28,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":233296,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205949\/revisions\/233296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}