{"id":21702,"date":"2014-10-22T21:50:45","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T05:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=21702"},"modified":"2014-10-22T21:50:45","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T05:50:45","slug":"death-is-coming-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=21702","title":{"rendered":"Death is Coming."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/modernfamily_deathiscoming1.gif\" alt=\"modern family - oh god it's cancer - death is coming gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"172\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/modernfamily_deathiscoming2.gif\" alt=\"modern family - oh god it's cancer - death is coming gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"172\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I usually enjoy being on my back, but this is getting ridic.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been living off muscle relaxers, pain killers and salon pas for the past three weeks. The cause is still unknown, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I went too hard at the Paul McCartney show! Ha.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been stressed out at work lately, and the doctor thinks I might be carrying the stress in my back. If only he could write me a doctor&#8217;s note forbidding me to work overtime. It&#8217;s the least he can do, since he won&#8217;t prescribe me more vicodin! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually enjoy being on my back, but this is getting ridic. I&#8217;ve been living off muscle relaxers, pain killers and salon pas for the past three weeks. The cause is still unknown, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I went too hard at the Paul McCartney show! Ha. I&#8217;ve been stressed out at work lately, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199,232,237,249,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fml","category-paul-mccartney","category-quotes","category-tv","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}