{"id":2197,"date":"2010-02-13T16:55:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T23:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=2197"},"modified":"2010-02-13T16:55:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T23:55:50","slug":"sweet-sabotage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=2197","title":{"rendered":"Sweet sabotage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/vdayediblearrangement.jpg\" alt=\"edible arrangement\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I came home from the gym this morning to this chocolate covered strawberry bouquet sent from my sister and her fianc\u00e9. I smell sabotage&#8230; sweet, sweet sabotage. I didn&#8217;t work out every day this week and pull three two-a-days to indulge in dessert\u2014I did it so I could drink my sorrows away tonight with my single friends. My sister is so thoughtful, though \ud83d\ude42 She knows how much I hate this godforsaken holiday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came home from the gym this morning to this chocolate covered strawberry bouquet sent from my sister and her fianc\u00e9. I smell sabotage&#8230; sweet, sweet sabotage. I didn&#8217;t work out every day this week and pull three two-a-days to indulge in dessert\u2014I did it so I could drink my sorrows away tonight with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,192,200,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","category-exercise","category-food-and-drink","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}