{"id":22914,"date":"2015-06-30T23:01:12","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T07:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=22914"},"modified":"2015-06-30T23:01:12","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T07:01:12","slug":"fact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=22914","title":{"rendered":"Fact."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\"cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mistresses_emailsdontpaginate1.gif\" alt=\"mistresses - emails don't paginate gif\" width=\"435\" height=\"244\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"3\" width=\"435\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mistresses_emailsdontpaginate2.gif\" alt=\"mistresses - emails don't paginate gif\" width=\"435\" height=\"244\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8230;or me when I get an email asking how I&#8217;m doing.<\/p>\n<p>I either respond with 27 pages or I don&#8217;t respond at all. There is no in-between.<\/p>\n<p>Also, my mom got me hooked on <a href=\"http:\/\/abc.go.com\/shows\/mistresses\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mistresses<\/a>, and Joss is my spirit animal, obviously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or me when I get an email asking how I&#8217;m doing. I either respond with 27 pages or I don&#8217;t respond at all. There is no in-between. Also, my mom got me hooked on Mistresses, and Joss is my spirit animal, obviously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}