{"id":229228,"date":"2024-07-25T15:37:13","date_gmt":"2024-07-25T22:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=229228"},"modified":"2024-07-25T15:37:13","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T22:37:13","slug":"cremated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=229228","title":{"rendered":"Cremated."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/hot-cremated.jpg\" alt=\"hot cremated\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>My sister and her husband are in Vegas right now, and I stayed behind in SD, partly because I wasn\u2019t invited LOL, partly because they\u2019re there celebrating my ex\u2019s ex-girlfriend\u2019s birthday (she\u2019s married to my sister\u2019s husband\u2019s childhood friend now), but mostly because it\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qFEwG_vfFkY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hot enough to melt crayons<\/a> over there \ud83d\ude05<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister and her husband are in Vegas right now, and I stayed behind in SD, partly because I wasn\u2019t invited LOL, partly because they\u2019re there celebrating my ex\u2019s ex-girlfriend\u2019s birthday (she\u2019s married to my sister\u2019s husband\u2019s childhood friend now), but mostly because it\u2019s hot enough to melt crayons over there \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[268],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229228"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229231,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229228\/revisions\/229231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}