{"id":229365,"date":"2024-07-27T21:58:02","date_gmt":"2024-07-28T04:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=229365"},"modified":"2024-07-28T11:00:59","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T18:00:59","slug":"ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=229365","title":{"rendered":"Ring."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/jessie-chat-eyebrow-ring.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Whenever I see someone my age with facial piercings, I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Is that what I look like?&#8217; \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>When I was younger, I thought I&#8217;d love things forever (as evident by the glow-in-the-dark stars still on the ceiling of my old bedroom at my parents&#8217; house that I stuck up there with permanent adhesive). I used to have my tongue pierced, but only took my tongue ring out after I had my lip pierced in my early 20s. I was in the Mcdonald&#8217;s drive-thru during covid, and I briefly pulled down my mask, and the guy taking my order made eyes at me and was all, &#8216;I really like your lip ring.&#8217; I pinned him with a look and was like, &#8216;This piercing is older than you, kid.&#8217; \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb In unrelated news, I&#8217;m still single. I seem to only get hit on by seedy tow truck drivers and kids who work at Mcdonald&#8217;s and were born after I graduated high school \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>I would take the lip ring out, but I don&#8217;t think the hole will close. I got my ears pierced when I was a baby, and I hardly ever wear earrings, yet the holes are still there. I&#8217;d like to have a plastic surgeon remove the scar tissue and sew the lip ring hole up. It shouldn&#8217;t be too hard to find a good plastic surgeon in LA \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I see someone my age with facial piercings, I&#8217;m like, &#8216;Is that what I look like?&#8217; \ud83d\ude33 When I was younger, I thought I&#8217;d love things forever (as evident by the glow-in-the-dark stars still on the ceiling of my old bedroom at my parents&#8217; house that I stuck up there with permanent adhesive). I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229365"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229393,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229365\/revisions\/229393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}