{"id":230187,"date":"2024-07-29T15:24:27","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T22:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=230187"},"modified":"2024-07-29T20:15:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T03:15:10","slug":"fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=230187","title":{"rendered":"Fine."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tops-malibu-sunflower-day21.jpg\" alt=\"plant\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/this-is-fine-dog.gif\" alt=\"this is fine gif\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I woke up late this morning and missed the cutoff for McDonald&#8217;s breakfast (I still walked over there to get my steps in and get iced coffee since it&#8217;s available all day), my sister came back from Vegas and tested positive for covid, my sunflower sprout died while I was away this weekend, and I just found a big ass bug in my room. I think it&#8217;s a cricket, but IDK how it got in here since I&#8217;m on the third floor, there&#8217;s no food in here, no trash, and my windows have been closed for weeks because my sister keeps the A\/C at a cool 68\u00b0.<\/p>\n<p>Mondays, amirite? \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bug-leg.jpg\" alt=\"bug leg\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p><strong>Update:&nbsp;<\/strong> I tried to do the humane thing and trapped the bug in a jar and let him outside, but he <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1542344\/?ref_=tt_urv\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">127 hour<\/a>&#8216;d himself in the jar and is now hopping around outside with one leg.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m scared he&#8217;s gonna somehow find his way back into my air-conditioned room and jump on me while I&#8217;m sleeping.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/awake-at-night.gif\" alt=\"awake at night gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up late this morning and missed the cutoff for McDonald&#8217;s breakfast (I still walked over there to get my steps in and get iced coffee since it&#8217;s available all day), my sister came back from Vegas and tested positive for covid, my sunflower sprout died while I was away this weekend, and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,290],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-plants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230187"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":230204,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230187\/revisions\/230204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}