{"id":23116,"date":"2015-09-25T17:23:30","date_gmt":"2015-09-26T01:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=23116"},"modified":"2015-09-25T17:23:30","modified_gmt":"2015-09-26T01:23:30","slug":"scared","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=23116","title":{"rendered":"Scared."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/themindyproject_scared1.gif\" alt=\"the mindy project - scared gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/themindyproject_scared2.gif\" alt=\"the mindy project - scared gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\" height=\"3\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/themindyproject_scared3.gif\" alt=\"the mindy project - scared gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<td width=\"3\"><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/themindyproject_scared4.gif\" alt=\"the mindy project - scared gif\" width=\"216\" height=\"185\" border=\"0\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Mindy is back and still living my life, obviously.<\/p>\n<p>I used to take Vicodin before getting a Brazilian (until I discovered the touch of an angel named Linda @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/viva-brazil-san-diego-5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Viva Brazil<\/a> &#8211; now @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/the-wax-studio-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Wax Studio<\/a>!).<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t gone to the dentist in a year or two (or five). I used to buy groupons in lieu of dental insurance at my old job, and I had a habit of letting them expire before I could ever use them. I&#8217;ve had dental insurance for the past three years at my current job, and I don&#8217;t know what to tell ya. \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mindy is back and still living my life, obviously. I used to take Vicodin before getting a Brazilian (until I discovered the touch of an angel named Linda @ Viva Brazil &#8211; now @ The Wax Studio!). I haven&#8217;t gone to the dentist in a year or two (or five). I used to buy groupons [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}