{"id":23137,"date":"2015-09-29T23:13:08","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T07:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=23137"},"modified":"2015-09-29T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T07:13:08","slug":"bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=23137","title":{"rendered":"Bet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/theoffice_kellykapoor_juicecleanse.gif\" alt=\"the office kelly kapoor juice cleanse\" height=\"239\" width=\"435\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or me on a juice cleanse.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doing it partly in preparation for all the BBQ and bad decisions I&#8217;ll be making in Austin next week, but mostly because I bet Anthony that I could lose twenty pounds by the time we went to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aclfestival.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ACL<\/a> or I&#8217;d pay for his BBQ at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/franklin-barbecue-austin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Franklin<\/a>. These last five pounds can&#8217;t be zumba&#8217;d off in a week, so I made a game-time decision to bring my juicer out of retirement yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to go on vacation! And also eat solid food again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;or me on a juice cleanse. I&#8217;m doing it partly in preparation for all the BBQ and bad decisions I&#8217;ll be making in Austin next week, but mostly because I bet Anthony that I could lose twenty pounds by the time we went to ACL or I&#8217;d pay for his BBQ at Franklin. These last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[176,190,237,248,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bbq","category-diet","category-quotes","category-travel","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}