{"id":23632,"date":"2016-04-03T21:57:46","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T05:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=23632"},"modified":"2016-04-03T21:57:46","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T05:57:46","slug":"early-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=23632","title":{"rendered":"Early Bird."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat_sudsandduds.gif\" alt=\"suds and duds\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Going to a rap show and staying out till 2am on a Tuesday reminded me that I&#8217;m no spring chicken anymore. I used to be able to hang on a weeknight, but now I just get hungover! So this weekend, I was happy to do lowkey adult things like apartment hunting, grocery shopping and laundry. I even woke up at an ungodly hour to shop the early bird sales. Now I can&#8217;t wait to go to sleep on my new Vera Wang sheets and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kohls.com\/product\/prd-2168952\/product.jsp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mattress topper<\/a> (it&#8217;ll change your life, I swear). This old lady&#8217;s ready for bed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to a rap show and staying out till 2am on a Tuesday reminded me that I&#8217;m no spring chicken anymore. I used to be able to hang on a weeknight, but now I just get hungover! So this weekend, I was happy to do lowkey adult things like apartment hunting, grocery shopping and laundry. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}