{"id":23716,"date":"2016-04-27T20:11:09","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T04:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=23716"},"modified":"2016-04-27T20:11:09","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T04:11:09","slug":"tall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=23716","title":{"rendered":"Tall."},"content":{"rendered":"

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File under:<\/strong> Questions I ask myself on the regular<\/p>\n

There’s this tall drink of water at my work, and every time I run into him, I’m either wearing no makeup or holding a loaf of bread. <\/p>\n

I woke up late one Monday, rolled right out of bed and into an elevator with him inside. I’ve never looked uglier than I did that morning, and he’s in there asking me how my weekend was, and all I kept thinking was PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES<\/em>. Another time, I was changing the iPads at work when I look over and see him looking at me, so I froze and dropped my screwdriver. Today, I was in the elevator with him on my way to get coffee, and I just had to be holding that freaking loaf of bread that I keep in my desk drawer. Ugh!<\/p>\n

He doesn’t even know how cool I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

File under: Questions I ask myself on the regular There’s this tall drink of water at my work, and every time I run into him, I’m either wearing no makeup or holding a loaf of bread. I woke up late one Monday, rolled right out of bed and into an elevator with him inside. I’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}