{"id":239854,"date":"2024-10-21T15:33:18","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T22:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=239854"},"modified":"2024-10-26T21:41:37","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T04:41:37","slug":"treat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=239854","title":{"rendered":"Treat."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/halloween-gift-bag.jpg\" alt=\"halloween gift bag\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>When I went to the dispensary to pick up gummies for the gift bags, I was like, &#8216;I&#8217;ll take 7,&#8217; and the guy helping me was all, &#8216;Do you need something to help you sleep?&#8217; and I was like, &#8216;Nah, these are for Halloween gift bags,&#8217; and he was like, &#8216;Fuck! Can I come to your party?&#8217; \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n<p>Get you a friend who gives you all treats not tricks for Halloween (It&#8217;s me. I&#8217;m the friend).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/marchandash.com\/mission-valley\/categories\/edibles\/brands\/lost-farm\/products\/lost-farm-triple-berry-fatso-live-rosin-gummy-100-mg-MAALFM00028\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lost Farm Triple Berry Fatso Live Rosin Gummies<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sugarfina.com\/zombie-brains-halloween-2024\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sugarfina Zombie Brains<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sees.com\/halloween-candy\/caramel-apple-lollypops\/506472.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">See&#8217;s Caramel Apple Lollypops<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/beetlejuice-halloween-bugs-38-grubs-gummies-9-88oz-40ct\/-\/A-90995160#lnk=sametab\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Beetlejuice Halloween Bugs &amp; Grubs Sour Gummies<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/beetlejuice-lollipop-rings-box-8-46oz-20ct\/-\/A-90995139#lnk=sametab\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Beetlejuice Lollipop Rings<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/reese-39-s-peanut-butter-milk-chocolate-assorted-shapes-halloween-candy-snack-size-9oz\/-\/A-85941086#lnk=sametab\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Pumpkins, Ghosts &amp; Bats<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/sour-patch-kids-halloween-zombies-theater-box-3-5oz\/-\/A-82559249\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sour Patch Kids Halloween Zombies Theater Box<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snickers-Ghoulish-Assorted-Chocolate-Halloween\/dp\/B0BBD86ZBT\" rel=\"noopener\">Ghoulish Green Twix<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snickers-Ghoulish-Assorted-Chocolate-Halloween\/dp\/B0BBD86ZBT\" rel=\"noopener\">Ghoulish Green Snickers<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Snickers-Ghoulish-Assorted-Chocolate-Halloween\/dp\/B0BBD86ZBT\" rel=\"noopener\">Ghoul&#8217;s Mix M&amp;Ms<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/kit-kat-marshmallow-cr--232-me-witches-brew-halloween-candy-snack-size---9-8oz\/-\/A-79687767\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kit Kat Marshmallow Cr\u00e8me Witch&#8217;s Brew<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/skittles-littles-halloween-minis-candy-megatube-pack-1-9oz\/-\/A-90985785#lnk=sametab\">Skittles Littles Halloween Minis Candy Megatube<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/skittles-shriekers-halloween-sour-candy-fun-size-bag---10-72oz\/-\/A-88416229\" rel=\"noopener\">Skittles Shriekers Sour Candy<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.target.com\/p\/utz-halloween-pretzel-treats-18oz-36ct\/-\/A-14633746\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Utz Halloween Pretzel Treats<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I went to the dispensary to pick up gummies for the gift bags, I was like, &#8216;I&#8217;ll take 7,&#8217; and the guy helping me was all, &#8216;Do you need something to help you sleep?&#8217; and I was like, &#8216;Nah, these are for Halloween gift bags,&#8217; and he was like, &#8216;Fuck! 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