{"id":239861,"date":"2024-09-18T16:05:24","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T23:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=239861"},"modified":"2025-10-14T20:25:43","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T03:25:43","slug":"freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=239861","title":{"rendered":"Freak."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/skeleton-wreath.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>A few years ago, my new neighbor hung a letter and bag of candy on everyone&#8217;s door introducing himself and his dog to the building. I remember throwing away the candy and thinking, &#8216;This is LA, man. We don&#8217;t do that here.&#8217; LOL. I still don&#8217;t remember his name, but his frenchie&#8217;s name was Charlie \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/disturbed-door-hanger.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>When I made the door hanger on my Cricut, I asked Pammie if she could help me weed it (the vinyl stickers). She was like, &#8216;I&#8217;m already disturbed. Please come in.&#8217; I was like, &#8216;I know what it says&#8230; I said, &#8216;WEED&#8217; it. Not <em>read<\/em> it.&#8217; LMAO. I know I sound like a baby sometimes after having the stroke, but I haven&#8217;t developed an Elmer Fudd speech impediment. I can say &#8216;read&#8217; \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/elmer-fudd-very-quiet.gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ouija-board-doormat.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I hope my Halloween decor thrills all my <s>gentlemen callers<\/s> doordash delivery guys \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udda4<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;match-my-freak.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/match-my-freak.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/match-my-freak.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"match-my-freak.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2024-09-18T16:05:24-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/weird.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/match-my-freak.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p><em>Is somebody gonna match my freak? <\/em>\ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few years ago, my new neighbor hung a letter and bag of candy on everyone&#8217;s door introducing himself and his dog to the building. 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