{"id":24,"date":"2003-10-11T10:18:35","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T17:18:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=24"},"modified":"2003-10-11T10:18:35","modified_gmt":"2003-10-11T17:18:35","slug":"tribute-bands-and-alleged-sex-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Tribute bands and alleged sex scenes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Navy Exchange. Jamba Juice. Homework. Hot pockets. Nap. These are the things my Friday consisted of. This cashier at Grossmont&#8217;s Jamba Juice whose name tag read &#8220;AsHLeY G&#8221; looked EXACTLY like Lizzie McGuire&#8217;s best friend with the bangs and everything. I would have taken a picture of her so I could show you guys, but I didn&#8217;t want her to think I was a LOSER for knowing what Lizzie McGuire&#8217;s best friend looks like. Haha. I noticed her when I first walked in, but Ed pointed it out because he&#8217;s apparently an avid fan of Hilary Duff. Ed went to TJ with his Audio Excellence boyfriends (I live less than half an hour away from TJ, and I&#8217;ve never been there, nor have I ever had the desire to go there&#8230; no matter how appealing they made it look on The O.C.). Sheen went to a BAR (I knew it! Haha). Jay and Beejaye watched a movie. My sister didn&#8217;t come down to SD this weekend. It was a lazy day. I just went online and talked to Meehchelle about the Tsunami Bomb show we&#8217;re going to tomorrow (f*ck yeah!). She wants to be up front at the show, but I&#8217;m a little weary about that. I got THRASHED at the Hoobastank concert when I was up front. I don&#8217;t think the Tsunami Bomb fans are quite as rowdy, but we&#8217;ll see. I don&#8217;t want to get dry humped again. Meehchelle cracks me up! We were talking about how Cursor (or Happy Hour as they once were called) is a &#8220;tribute&#8221; band, if you will. I heard that they have a show coming up at Soma. I remember watching them perform back in the day at SAMAHAN! Hahaha. All I remembered was that they covered Third Eye Blind songs. Doot-doot-doot. Doot-doo-doot-doo. We were talking about how WE could be in a &#8220;tribute&#8221; band if we wanted to. I&#8217;m so down to go to a karaoke bar and sing in front of strangers. I need some liquid courage, though! Haha. Buy me some Chambord and I&#8217;ll be good to go! I&#8217;m excited about CHEL&#8217;S birthday bash next weekend. I miss those girls. It&#8217;s always nice to be around the people you grew up with&#8230; Hmm what did I do yesterday? Sheen and I drove around the coast for a while just &#8220;following the moon.&#8221; That&#8217;s what we do when we don&#8217;t know where to go, but we don&#8217;t want to go home. We ate at CONCHING&#8217;S because we were both craving some good old Filipino food. We went back to her house and baked some chocolate chip cookies. I&#8217;ve never baked anything from scratch before and now I know why. It&#8217;s so much easier to buy the pre-packaged pre-cut frozen Pillsbury cookies than measure ingredients and BLEND things together haha. I got batter all over me and Sheen kept making fun of my ass. We were missing eggs so we had to go to AM\/PM and buy some. Sheen made me drive back to her house in her car (to my horror!). Even though I know how to drive a stick-shift (thanks to Gerald), I&#8217;m DEATHLY afraid of driving a stick-shift. I can&#8217;t relax. I panic. I have an anxiety attack. I&#8217;m afraid I&#8217;ll crash their car. Or kill someone because I forgot how to stop the car. I barely pause at stop signs, because I&#8217;m scared the car will stall on me and the people behind me will honk at me and point at me and laugh at me and I&#8217;ll cry and I won&#8217;t be able to see the road because my glasses will be fogged up. We got back to her house in one piece, though. I may have burned her clutch a little. Ha. We watched the special edition Lion King movie that Jigga Jay gave her for her birthday and searched for the overrated &#8220;SEX&#8221; scene where adult Simba plops down on a cliff and the leaves and dust particles float into the air and supposedly spell out &#8220;SEX.&#8221; &#8220;Supposedly&#8221; is right. We paused that shit and could barely make out the ALLEGED word. Sheen thought her DVD was broken, because the games were f*cking up on her when she tried to play them the other day, but I played them and they worked. I think Sheen&#8217;s head is broken. LOL. That always seems to happen&#8230; Something keeps f*cking up on you, and when you tell other people or try to get it fixed, it works all of a sudden. Maybe inanimate objects have a mind of their own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Navy Exchange. Jamba Juice. Homework. Hot pockets. Nap. These are the things my Friday consisted of. This cashier at Grossmont&#8217;s Jamba Juice whose name tag read &#8220;AsHLeY G&#8221; looked EXACTLY like Lizzie McGuire&#8217;s best friend with the bangs and everything. I would have taken a picture of her so I could show you guys, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}