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I was woken up today by an earthquake in Malibu. I just went back to sleep, partly because it was 4:22 in the morning, but mostly because the earthquake was only 3.6 (when it comes to earthquakes and boys, I only get up for a 6 or above \ud83d\ude06).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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I had to use the stove last night, so I moved my new air fryer toaster oven from on top of the stove to on top of the fridge and pushed the glass canisters of sugar and flour to the edge. ‘They’ll be fine up here as long as there isn’t an earthquake,’ I thought.<\/p>\n
This reminds me of the time I moved out of my apartment in La Mesa. Shi and I set my bed frame on its side to see if I could get it out of my bedroom without having to break it down. After finding out it could fit through the door in one piece, we left it propped up against the wall.<\/p>\n
This is the conversation that followed:<\/p>\n
me:<\/strong> Aren\u2019t you gonna help me put the bed frame back down? Can you guess what woke me up the next morning? I survived the earthquake, obvi\u2026 no thanks to you, Shirley May!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was woken up today by an earthquake in Malibu. I just went back to sleep, partly because it was 4:22 in the morning, but mostly because the earthquake was only 3.6 (when it comes to earthquakes and boys, I only get up for a 6 or above \ud83d\ude06). I had to use the stove […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240788"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":242508,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240788\/revisions\/242508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Shi: <\/strong>Just leave it. It\u2019ll be easier to move tomorrow.
me:<\/strong> What if it falls on me while I\u2019m sleeping?
Shi: <\/strong>It\u2019s NOT going to fall on you!
me: <\/strong>But what if there\u2019s an earthquake?
Shi: <\/strong>There\u2019s not going to be a damn earthquake, crazy!<\/p>\n