{"id":24537,"date":"2017-03-30T22:39:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T06:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=24537"},"modified":"2017-03-30T22:39:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T06:39:16","slug":"occupational-hazard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=24537","title":{"rendered":"Occupational Hazard."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table width=\"435\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/britta_community_chat1.jpg\" width=\"435\" alt=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/britta_community_chat2.gif\" width=\"435\" alt=\"britta community face palm gif\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/britta_community_chat3.gif\" width=\"435\" alt=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My boss texted me this picture of my car when she went out for lunch today. This is why she gives me USB cables and portable battery chargers for Christmas. She&#8217;s also the one who bought me a fire extinguisher after <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=20460\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">I almost burned down my apartment<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I have no idea why she hired me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boss texted me this picture of my car when she went out for lunch today. This is why she gives me USB cables and portable battery chargers for Christmas. She&#8217;s also the one who bought me a fire extinguisher after I almost burned down my apartment! Yeah, I have no idea why she hired [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=24537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=24537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=24537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=24537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}