{"id":256957,"date":"2024-10-03T22:31:44","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T05:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=256957"},"modified":"2025-10-14T20:16:39","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T03:16:39","slug":"curse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=256957","title":{"rendered":"Curse."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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I get my lashes done once a month by this lady who lives in Arizona. She lives part time in Tucson to help out with her grandkids, but she still has a lot of clients in SD, and she comes to my sister’s or Christine’s house so it’s convenient for us\u2014Yes, Christine and I have the same Brazilian waxer and lash artist. I’ve even gone to her eyebrow lady when I needed a serious threading in a pinch. If you don’t share the same estheticians, are you even friends? \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n

We were trying to schedule our October appointment at our last session, and I wanted my lashes to be refreshed for my Halloween costume, so I was like, ‘Are you available the week of Halloween? Will you be with your grandkids?’ and she was like, ‘Oh, I don’t celebrate Halloween. I’m Christian.’ \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n

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I also finally saw my neighbor today. Everyone else around me is still there from when I lived in the building before the stroke, but my next door neighbor moved in while I was gone. I smiled at her and said hello because I was coming when she was going, but she just grimly smiled at me and kept walking. She probably saw my Halloween decorations<\/a> and was thinking, ‘Oh, so you’re the witch who lives next door.’ She’s lucky she’s quiet, or else I’d put a curse on her \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

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Update<\/strong>: Welp, I found out my next door neighbor is deaf and that I’m an asshole \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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