{"id":258241,"date":"2024-10-10T21:45:25","date_gmt":"2024-10-11T04:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=258241"},"modified":"2024-10-15T13:11:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T20:11:44","slug":"miranda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=258241","title":{"rendered":"Warning."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-betray.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/game-of-thrones-betray.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever messaged me anything in this lifetime, I don&#8217;t ever delete shit (my new phone holds 1TB, and my cloud has been full for two years). Anything you&#8217;ve said can and will be used against you if you ever betray me. Consider this your miranda warning \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><strong>Addendum:<\/strong> If your message incriminates me too, I\u2019ll never use it against you \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever messaged me anything in this lifetime, I don&#8217;t ever delete shit (my new phone holds 1TB, and my cloud has been full for two years). Anything you&#8217;ve said can and will be used against you if you ever betray me. Consider this your miranda warning \ud83d\ude06 Addendum: If your message incriminates me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258241"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258361,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258241\/revisions\/258361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}