{"id":258288,"date":"2024-10-12T23:40:12","date_gmt":"2024-10-13T06:40:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=258288"},"modified":"2024-10-15T13:16:11","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T20:16:11","slug":"dirty-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=258288","title":{"rendered":"Dirty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-swallow.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>At Chel&#8217;s sister&#8217;s baby shower today, Shi and I played a game where I had to bottle feed her like a baby. She couldn&#8217;t stop laughing, so she kept choking on the bottle \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>I usually kill at baby shower games. I once won a dirty diaper game by identifying 10 out of 10 melted candy bars (some without even having to smell them). Just let me have my weird ass flex \ud83d\ude1c<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.tenor.com\/pyhlO9C0OVwAAAAM\/cool-breakfast-club.gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At Chel&#8217;s sister&#8217;s baby shower today, Shi and I played a game where I had to bottle feed her like a baby. She couldn&#8217;t stop laughing, so she kept choking on the bottle \ud83d\ude06 I usually kill at baby shower games. I once won a dirty diaper game by identifying 10 out of 10 melted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258288"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258362,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258288\/revisions\/258362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}