{"id":259121,"date":"2024-10-27T21:51:38","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T04:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=259121"},"modified":"2025-09-18T19:07:16","modified_gmt":"2025-09-19T02:07:16","slug":"halloween-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=259121","title":{"rendered":"Halloween."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/halloween-michael-myers-pumpkin.jpg\" alt=\"halloween michael myers pumpkin\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dylan:<\/strong> What are you carving?<br><strong>Me:<\/strong> Michael Myers.<br><strong>Dylan:<\/strong> Does Michael kill people?<br><strong>Me:<\/strong> Only little boys named Dylan.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Narrator:<\/strong> And that was the last time Auntie Mayan was invited to a Halloween party.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kdJjO5KGq78?si=3uZXScGrI8Pzvdpp\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/kids-halloween-punch-a-bunch.gif\" alt=\"halloween punch a bunch\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/halloween-ghost-pizza.jpg\" alt=\"halloween ghost pizza\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pizza-skulls.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/halloween-vampire-teeth-donuts.jpg\" alt=\"halloween mochinut donuts\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Auntie Mayan doesn\u2019t fuck around when it comes to Halloween \ud83c\udf83<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, Christine, for hosting \ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udde1<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dylan: What are you carving?Me: Michael Myers.Dylan: Does Michael kill people?Me: Only little boys named Dylan. Narrator: And that was the last time Auntie Mayan was invited to a Halloween party. Auntie Mayan doesn\u2019t fuck around when it comes to Halloween \ud83c\udf83 Thank you, Christine, for hosting \ud83d\udda4\ud83e\udde1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,272,299,231],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-halloween","category-michael-myers","category-parties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259121"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":260850,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259121\/revisions\/260850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}