{"id":264284,"date":"2024-12-22T13:08:05","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T21:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=264284"},"modified":"2024-12-29T15:51:14","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T23:51:14","slug":"2000-and-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=264284","title":{"rendered":"2000 and Late."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/oregon-trail-patient-1900s-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"oregon trail patient 1900s shirt\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Nothing humbles you more than a 2000s themed 21st birthday party where everyone was born after you graduated high school. Pammie wore her *NSYNC shirt, and I was gonna wear my old New Found Glory or Hoobastank shirt from the early 2000s, but thought I\u2019d further date myself with this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.teepublic.com\/t-shirt\/59687066-please-be-patient-with-me-im-from-the-1900s-oregon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Oregon Trail shirt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;la-traffic-holidays.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-holidays.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-holidays.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-holidays.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"la-traffic-holidays.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2024-12-22T13:08:05-08:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-holidays.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-traffic-holidays.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>It took me a while to get my life together in LA. I had to make sure I had everything I needed before Christmas because I&#8217;m planning on staying in SD till New Year&#8217;s. By the time I started heading down, it took me 4 hours to drive down to SD. I was too tired to go to the party, so I just doordashed some Taco Bell and fell asleep with half a chalupa next to my face \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>Pammie said a lot of the guests were wearing Juicy Couture tracksuits, something I <em>never<\/em> wore, not even in the 2000s.&nbsp; It did remind of a funny story when someone I knew wore Juicy Couture track pants out, and didn&#8217;t realize she had them on backwards, so the big ass &#8216;JUICY&#8217; was emblazoned across her vageen instead of her butt \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/qw6nocg17ysc1.jpeg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>On <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0106052\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Late Night with Conan O&#8217;Brien<\/em><\/a>, he used to have a segment called &#8216;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AukA-kDNSNc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">In the year 2000<\/a>&#8216; where he and his guests would make predictions for the future (i.e. they predict that in the year 2000, the Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox will meet at the World Series\u2026 up in the bleachers where they\u2019ll have a great view of the Yankees and Braves LOL). He continued to do this bit <em>after<\/em> the year 2000, and this was peak Conan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing humbles you more than a 2000s themed 21st birthday party where everyone was born after you graduated high school. Pammie wore her *NSYNC shirt, and I was gonna wear my old New Found Glory or Hoobastank shirt from the early 2000s, but thought I\u2019d further date myself with this Oregon Trail shirt. 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