{"id":269430,"date":"2024-12-24T13:19:59","date_gmt":"2024-12-24T21:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=269430"},"modified":"2024-12-27T10:32:30","modified_gmt":"2024-12-27T18:32:30","slug":"holy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=269430","title":{"rendered":"Unholy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bonita-valley-community-church-xmas-2024.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>When I do go to church (CEO status &#8211; Christmas and Easter only), I go with my family to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/5UJwQ1eABXwyxreG6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Bonita Valley Community Church<\/a>. It\u2019s a lot more entertaining and livelier than the catholic churches I went to as a kid. I\u2019ve seen a rotation of singers throughout the years, but there\u2019s an older man who\u2019s been there since we started going. He has a beautiful voice and plays the guitar also. I noticed he wasn\u2019t wearing a wedding ring, and I leaned over to my sister and was like, \u2018He\u2019s not married. Do you think he\u2019s gay?\u2019 Then I was like, \u2018Is that what people wonder about me when they find out I\u2019m in my 40s and not married???\u2019 And Pammie was like, \u2018I don\u2019t think anyone has ever mistaken you as gay.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Merry Christmas from this strictly dickly old broad \ud83d\udc75\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7QXDnWRy6MI?si=vV0aWpk2SRZbdB_m\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I do go to church (CEO status &#8211; Christmas and Easter only), I go with my family to Bonita Valley Community Church. It\u2019s a lot more entertaining and livelier than the catholic churches I went to as a kid. I\u2019ve seen a rotation of singers throughout the years, but there\u2019s an older man who\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269430"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269457,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269430\/revisions\/269457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}