{"id":269435,"date":"2024-12-26T13:53:53","date_gmt":"2024-12-26T21:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=269435"},"modified":"2024-12-29T14:14:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T22:14:22","slug":"how-i-holiday-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=269435","title":{"rendered":"How I Holiday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-cuevas-2024.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My family always asks me to make an invitation whenever we have a party. Have you guys ever heard of that free service called <a href=\"https:\/\/www.evite.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Evite<\/a>? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-2024-gift-tags.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-2024-charcuterie-wreath.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-2024-cookies.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-2024-rice-krispie-treats.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/xmas-2024-money-jars.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>Spoiler alert:<\/strong> I&#8217;m the fun aunt.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/asians-lcr.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>The loudest, most intense game of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/LCR%C2%AE-Left-Center-RightTM-Dice\/dp\/B003I64OT6?th=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">LCR<\/a> I&#8217;ve ever played. If your family doesn\u2019t gamble at holiday parties, are you even Asian???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/loud-environment-alert.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>$60 and several loud environment sound alerts later, that&#8217;s a wrap on Christmas \u270c\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/wZD7RX1fHKsU7FckHH\/giphy.gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My family always asks me to make an invitation whenever we have a party. Have you guys ever heard of that free service called Evite? \ud83d\ude06 Spoiler alert: I&#8217;m the fun aunt. The loudest, most intense game of LCR I&#8217;ve ever played. If your family doesn\u2019t gamble at holiday parties, are you even Asian??? $60 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269435"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269489,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269435\/revisions\/269489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}