{"id":270079,"date":"2025-01-03T22:42:57","date_gmt":"2025-01-04T06:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270079"},"modified":"2025-01-03T22:43:45","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T06:43:45","slug":"birthday-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270079","title":{"rendered":"Birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ovenandapron.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/birthday1.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/upcoming-birthdays.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>People at work kept messaging me &#8216;Happy Birthday&#8217; today, because they have the date wrong on a department flyer that went out on Teams. It is <em>not<\/em> my birthday, but it is my 12-year work anniversary today \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab Whoever made this flyer mixed up the dates. See the shit I&#8217;ve been dealing with for the past 12 years? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People at work kept messaging me &#8216;Happy Birthday&#8217; today, because they have the date wrong on a department flyer that went out on Teams. It is not my birthday, but it is my 12-year work anniversary today \ud83d\ude35\u200d\ud83d\udcab Whoever made this flyer mixed up the dates. See the shit I&#8217;ve been dealing with for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270079"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270091,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270079\/revisions\/270091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}