{"id":27019,"date":"2018-11-07T23:50:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-08T07:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27019"},"modified":"2018-11-07T23:50:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-08T07:50:09","slug":"60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=27019","title":{"rendered":"60."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ching.jpg\" alt=\"mom\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday to my beautiful mom! When she came up to LA last weekend to <s>see Bruno Mars again<\/s> visit me, she came out of my bathroom with condoms from my medicine cabinet and said, &#8220;Hey, these expired a month ago!&#8221; What would I ever do without her (besides accidentally get pregnant)?<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t wait to celebrate 60 years young at Disneyland this weekend &hearts;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to my beautiful mom! When she came up to LA last weekend to see Bruno Mars again visit me, she came out of my bathroom with condoms from my medicine cabinet and said, &#8220;Hey, these expired a month ago!&#8221; What would I ever do without her (besides accidentally get pregnant)? Can&#8217;t wait to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}