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Watching Babygirl<\/em><\/a> and eating my feelings, HBU?<\/p>\n<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Nori and I go to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/FXyGjTd4oaPHewVPA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Randy\u2019s Donuts<\/a> at least once a week (after eating salads at <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/2QDw8ZocRQsd8AMg6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Tender Greens<\/a>\u2014Get off us). Their donuts are always fresh, so the donuts we got were still warm. I got chocolate on my hands and Nori was like, \u2018Chocolate or poop?\u2019 There\u2019s this scene in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0871426\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Baby Mama<\/em><\/a> (that I reference to my sister at every opportunity I can) where Maura Tirney asks her kid if what he has on his hands is chocolate or poop, and she licks it and confirms it\u2019s chocolate \ud83d\ude06 I can\u2019t believe Nori knew that reference. Who needs a man when you have friends who get you???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-christine-vday.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Christine doordashed me a breakfast burrito this morning. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is…<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>I had to delete my message in my work slack saying I was going to watch <em>Babygirl<\/em> tonight, because I knew it was raunchy, but had no idea it was <em>that<\/em> raunchy, and my team doesn’t know me like that \ud83d\ude05 The whole time I was watching Nicole Kidman loudly having sex, all I could think was, ‘Can Gloria hear this shit?!’ \ud83d\ude33 She’s this old black lady who has lived next door to me since I moved in 13 years ago. Save your money, guys. I have this movie <s>illegally downloaded<\/s> on my laptop if you really wanna see it. Or you can just watch free porn online \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Babygirl and eating my feelings, HBU? Nori and I go to Randy\u2019s Donuts at least once a week (after eating salads at Tender Greens\u2014Get off us). Their donuts are always fresh, so the donuts we got were still warm. I got chocolate on my hands and Nori was like, \u2018Chocolate or poop?\u2019 There\u2019s this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,200,225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-food-and-drink","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270547"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270660,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547\/revisions\/270660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Nori and I go to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/FXyGjTd4oaPHewVPA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Randy\u2019s Donuts<\/a> at least once a week (after eating salads at <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/2QDw8ZocRQsd8AMg6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Tender Greens<\/a>\u2014Get off us). Their donuts are always fresh, so the donuts we got were still warm. I got chocolate on my hands and Nori was like, \u2018Chocolate or poop?\u2019 There\u2019s this scene in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0871426\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Baby Mama<\/em><\/a> (that I reference to my sister at every opportunity I can) where Maura Tirney asks her kid if what he has on his hands is chocolate or poop, and she licks it and confirms it\u2019s chocolate \ud83d\ude06 I can\u2019t believe Nori knew that reference. Who needs a man when you have friends who get you???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-christine-vday.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Christine doordashed me a breakfast burrito this morning. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is…<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>I had to delete my message in my work slack saying I was going to watch <em>Babygirl<\/em> tonight, because I knew it was raunchy, but had no idea it was <em>that<\/em> raunchy, and my team doesn’t know me like that \ud83d\ude05 The whole time I was watching Nicole Kidman loudly having sex, all I could think was, ‘Can Gloria hear this shit?!’ \ud83d\ude33 She’s this old black lady who has lived next door to me since I moved in 13 years ago. Save your money, guys. I have this movie <s>illegally downloaded<\/s> on my laptop if you really wanna see it. Or you can just watch free porn online \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching Babygirl and eating my feelings, HBU? Nori and I go to Randy\u2019s Donuts at least once a week (after eating salads at Tender Greens\u2014Get off us). Their donuts are always fresh, so the donuts we got were still warm. I got chocolate on my hands and Nori was like, \u2018Chocolate or poop?\u2019 There\u2019s this […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,200,225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-food-and-drink","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270547"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270660,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270547\/revisions\/270660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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