{"id":270634,"date":"2025-02-16T19:49:21","date_gmt":"2025-02-17T03:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270634"},"modified":"2025-02-19T19:58:40","modified_gmt":"2025-02-20T03:58:40","slug":"emergency-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270634","title":{"rendered":"Emergency."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/emergency-donuts.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I got this e-mail that there&#8217;s a listeria outbreak amongst donuts after eating an embarrassing amount of donuts last week (it was Valentine&#8217;s Day, get off me), a notification that my monthly rent is going up by $125, and a jury duty summons in the mail for fucking Inglewood \ud83d\ude05 What next?!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dumb-and-dumber-our-pets-head-are-falling-off.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this e-mail that there&#8217;s a listeria outbreak amongst donuts after eating an embarrassing amount of donuts last week (it was Valentine&#8217;s Day, get off me), a notification that my monthly rent is going up by $125, and a jury duty summons in the mail for fucking Inglewood \ud83d\ude05 What next?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199,225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fml","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270634"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270661,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270634\/revisions\/270661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}