{"id":270664,"date":"2025-02-20T23:21:41","date_gmt":"2025-02-21T07:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270664"},"modified":"2025-02-20T23:21:41","modified_gmt":"2025-02-21T07:21:41","slug":"free-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270664","title":{"rendered":"Free."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chick-fil-a-free-cookie.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Nori and I went to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/BZC9zaW97PHGN16k7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chick-Fil-A<\/a> for lunch, and this child was screaming bloody murder inside. Straight up screaming and his mom was gentle parenting the shit out of him.<\/p>\n<p>We were like&#8230; What the???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/shocked-surprised.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, when we got our food, there was a free cookie on our trays. Not sure if they were apology cookies for having to listen to that devil child, or if the server thought we were cute \ud83e\udd2a<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dancingcookie.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nori and I went to Chick-Fil-A for lunch, and this child was screaming bloody murder inside. Straight up screaming and his mom was gentle parenting the shit out of him. We were like&#8230; What the??? Anyway, when we got our food, there was a free cookie on our trays. Not sure if they were apology [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270664"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270678,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270664\/revisions\/270678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}