{"id":270717,"date":"2025-03-11T10:10:03","date_gmt":"2025-03-11T17:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270717"},"modified":"2025-04-17T11:44:17","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T18:44:17","slug":"a-plain-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270717","title":{"rendered":"A Plain Morning."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mipig-cafe-harajuku-piglet.gif\" alt=\"mipig cafe harajuku gif\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Since playing with the micro piglets at the <a href=\"https:\/\/mipig.cafe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mipig cafe<\/a> in Tokyo, I can\u2019t bring myself to eat pork \ud83d\ude29 So today, instead of my usual go-to  breakfast burrito (made healthier by heating up a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kroger.com\/p\/smart-ones-ham-cheese-scramble-with-egg-whites-ham-potatoes-cheese-frozen-meal\/0002580002040\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Smart Ones Ham &amp; Cheese Scramble<\/a>, adding hot sauce, and wrapping it inside a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.missionfoods.com\/products\/carb-balance-burrito-flour-tortillas\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Carb Balance Tortilla<\/a>) I made sweet potato avocado toast with soft boiled eggs and a side of turkey bacon.<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sweet-potato-avocado-toast-turkey-bacon.jpg\" alt=\"sweet potato avocado toast\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/mb-rain-20250311.gif\" alt=\"rain\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Not sure if I\u2019m sad because of my breakfast, or because I&#8217;m back at work today catching up on my emails and slack and just found out that my boss is being required to go into the office every day after five years of working from home and wondering if I&#8217;m next, or because it\u2019s raining in LA today and I&#8217;m listening to Dashboard Confessional \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P8vPlmiuhBA?si=ocTUCIAGDJsI21BX\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s colder than it oughta be in March<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since playing with the micro piglets at the mipig cafe in Tokyo, I can\u2019t bring myself to eat pork \ud83d\ude29 So today, instead of my usual go-to breakfast burrito (made healthier by heating up a Smart Ones Ham &amp; Cheese Scramble, adding hot sauce, and wrapping it inside a Carb Balance Tortilla) I made sweet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,227,295,268],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-music","category-porkless-diaries","category-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270717"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270750,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270717\/revisions\/270750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}