{"id":270751,"date":"2025-03-12T12:03:36","date_gmt":"2025-03-12T19:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270751"},"modified":"2025-04-17T11:43:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-17T18:43:45","slug":"porkless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=270751","title":{"rendered":"Porkless."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My porkless life continues (in more ways than one \ud83d\ude05)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/plant-based-spamsilog.jpg\" alt=\"spamsilog\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I had <a href=\"https:\/\/shop.sprouts.com\/landing?product_id=28732864&amp;region_id=2855336990\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">plant-based Spam<\/a>, rice and eggs for breakfast. What has become of my life???<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-pork1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/judging-you-reality-chat.gif\" alt=\"\u201cchat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-pork2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My porkless life continues (in more ways than one \ud83d\ude05)&#8230; I had plant-based Spam, rice and eggs for breakfast. What has become of my life???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,295],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-porkless-diaries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270751"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270786,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270751\/revisions\/270786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}