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File under:<\/strong> Shit we shouldn’t talk about in the work chat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re installing Kandji<\/a> on everyone’s computers at work. Supposedly it\u2019s more secure (God forbid someone releases the new Snoop collabo early LOL), but I think they\u2019re also monitoring us \ud83d\udc40 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most of our employees use Teams<\/a> (which we still use for department meetings), but the web team uses Slack<\/a> on a daily basis because it’s easier for us to share screens and collaborate on that platform. Can they read Slack messages that have already been deleted? Asking for a friend (it\u2019s me, I\u2019m the friend). I sent some other unsavory messages during my work conference, so… \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Many, many, many<\/em> moons ago, I sent the girls an email with the subject \u2018NSFW\u2019 containing this impressive dick pic some guy sent me that I most definitely did not ask for. A couple of them opened the email at work, because they didn’t know that ‘NSFW’ stood for ‘Not Safe For Work’ LOL! Oh, they learned that day…<\/p>\n\n\n

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Yes, I still have my emails from 2009, and yes, I still have that dick pic \ud83d\ude06 Only because I attached it to that email, though. I didn’t have an iPhone in 2009, and the actual text exists on an LG flip phone (only an outdated phone charger can unlock those secrets).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

File under: Shit we shouldn’t talk about in the work chat. They’re installing Kandji on everyone’s computers at work. Supposedly it\u2019s more secure (God forbid someone releases the new Snoop collabo early LOL), but I think they\u2019re also monitoring us \ud83d\udc40  Most of our employees use Teams (which we still use for department meetings), but the web […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270787"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270808,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270787\/revisions\/270808"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}