{"id":271101,"date":"2025-04-10T20:51:15","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T03:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=271101"},"modified":"2025-04-12T09:22:21","modified_gmt":"2025-04-12T16:22:21","slug":"kitchen-nightmares-fan-lullaby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=271101","title":{"rendered":"Kitchen <s>Nightmares<\/s> Fan Lullaby."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I get my nails done off of PCH, so it&#8217;s always a nice drive to and from the salon. They had <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0983514\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Kitchen Nightmares<\/a><\/em> on as I was getting my nails done, and I was tearing up because Gordon Ramsay was yelling at this dad\/owner of a Greek resto that needed help. I couldn&#8217;t even wipe the tear rolling down my cheek, because Cindy was doing my nails LOL. I watch a lot of food shows, but they&#8217;re all on <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.foodnetwork.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Food Network<\/a><\/em>. I&#8217;m much too sensitive for these off-network shows! The family on TV was sad, too, that the dad was getting yelled at, and the girl getting her nails done next to me yelled, &#8216;If you can&#8217;t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!&#8217; I was thinking, &#8216;Is she yelling at me or the TV?&#8217; \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;la-palm-trees-street.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-palm-trees-street.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-palm-trees-street.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-palm-trees-street.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"la-palm-trees-street.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-04-10T20:51:15-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-palm-trees-street.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/la-palm-trees-street.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>Anyway, here is part of my drive home set to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bPMu40WUbrA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">saddest song<\/a> ever \ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get my nails done off of PCH, so it&#8217;s always a nice drive to and from the salon. 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I couldn&#8217;t even wipe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271101"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271158,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271101\/revisions\/271158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}