{"id":272113,"date":"2025-06-17T22:50:04","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T05:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272113"},"modified":"2025-06-21T14:39:07","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T21:39:07","slug":"toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272113","title":{"rendered":"Toast."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/sling-mlb-blackout.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Tried to watch the Padres\/Dodgers game, but it was blacked out in LA \ud83d\ude12<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;toastthenarcoleptic.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/toastthenarcoleptic.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/toastthenarcoleptic.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/toastthenarcoleptic.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"toastthenarcoleptic.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-06-17T22:50:04-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/toastthenarcoleptic.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/toastthenarcoleptic.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/toastthenarcoleptic\/?hl=en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@toastthenarcoleptic<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>So I doomscrolled instagram instead and found this narcoleptic dog named Toast, and now I has a sad \ud83e\udd7a<\/p>\n<p>In unrelated news, I started my period today.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/nori-chat-period.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Every month when I&#8217;m on my period, I ask Nori to rub my tummy, and every month, she respectfully declines LOL.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just be in bed with my hot water bottle in case anyone wants to come over and be the big spoon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>The Padres lost <em>again <\/em>\ud83d\ude14<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-free-nuggets.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tried to watch the Padres\/Dodgers game, but it was blacked out in LA \ud83d\ude12 (via @toastthenarcoleptic) So I doomscrolled instagram instead and found this narcoleptic dog named Toast, and now I has a sad \ud83e\udd7a In unrelated news, I started my period today. 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