{"id":272330,"date":"2025-07-01T11:29:39","date_gmt":"2025-07-01T18:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272330"},"modified":"2025-07-05T22:44:02","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T05:44:02","slug":"feral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272330","title":{"rendered":"Feral."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-07-01T11:29:39-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/louislevanti_trader-joes-caesar-dip.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/DK-6G02PyoD\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@louislevanti<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>This dip did not &#8216;slap my ass&#8217; LOL.<\/p>\n<p>I was so excited when Nori sent me this video, that we went to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/RMcXVNWo2nzXfTAV7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Trader Joe&#8217;s<\/a> during lunch so I could pick up this dip (along with a bunch of other shit).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/trader-joes-haul-caesar-salad-dip.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I found the dip a little bland. I&#8217;ve also had Trader Joe&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.traderjoes.com\/home\/products\/pdp\/buffalo-chicken-dip-065624\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Buffalo Chicken Dip<\/a> before and was underwhelmed. Everyone and their mama who went feral over this dip has obviously never had the garlic dip at <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/VkAmZWCCQQSUmpeG8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chicken Dijon<\/a>. It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/pictures\/last-meals-of-death-row\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Last Meal<\/a> worthy. I&#8217;m not a food snob (Nori and I have the 3-for-me special at <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/iwWTNeUbm458RDfB7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chili&#8217;s<\/a> once a week!), but I know good food, and this Trader Joe&#8217;s dip ain&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ya-basic-the-good-place.gif\" alt=\"ya basic the good place gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>The bestie took me to <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/pwgqJfNG1oHwEe437\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cracker Barrel<\/a>&nbsp;once, and her husband <em>loves<\/em> the french toast there and had me try some of his. It tasted like the basic ass french toast I could make at home!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/maps\/contrib\/110769722869760952837\/reviews\/@34.06414,-118.3437636,3a,75y,90t\/data=!3m7!1e2!3m5!1sAF1QipOw-T0BVjjVM8pYeVvI7nezLEz0az6wbm_RDRB7!2e10!6s%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2F-qnpspFPRDow%2FXdxpvJvd7EI%2FAAAAAAAAK8Y%2FuLzsH1JZF8AtWZDZANIq_p_-UkUgpIOegCLIBGAYYCw%2Fw400-h400-k-no%2F!7i2899!8i2899!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/republique-brunch-brioche-french-toast.jpg\" alt=\"republique brunch brioche french toast\" width=\"100%\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The best french toast I ever had was at this french resto in LA, <a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/oZzuJFguj4MNm8eW7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">R\u00e9publique<\/a>. They add an automatic 4% service charge to your bill to cover their employees&#8217; health benefits, which I&#8217;m usually so against (I think I&#8217;m paying enough for this overpriced albeit delicious kouign-amann), but the food is so good.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, save your money on this Trader Joe&#8217;s dip \ud83d\ude06 Or better yet, come visit me and I&#8217;ll take you to Chicken Dijon for their much superior garlic dip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @louislevanti) This dip did not &#8216;slap my ass&#8217; LOL. I was so excited when Nori sent me this video, that we went to Trader Joe&#8217;s during lunch so I could pick up this dip (along with a bunch of other shit). I found the dip a little bland. I&#8217;ve also had Trader Joe&#8217;s Buffalo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272330"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272432,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272330\/revisions\/272432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}