{"id":27244,"date":"2018-11-26T22:38:35","date_gmt":"2018-11-27T06:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27244"},"modified":"2018-11-26T22:38:35","modified_gmt":"2018-11-27T06:38:35","slug":"reminder-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=27244","title":{"rendered":"Reminder."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/myfitnesspal_reminder.jpg\" alt=\"my fitness pal reminder\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/randyjackson_no.gif\" alt=\"it's a no from me gif\" width=\"100%\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the Monday after Thanksgiving for crying out loud!<\/p>\n<p>Before I got this reminder, Shi texted me asking how my bridesmaid dress fit. Luckily, the dress she chose for us has an empire waist that ensures that any indiscretions (like my special relationship with BBQ) will be undetectable. Granted, I still bought a size too small to keep my ass in check! A few of us will have exes at this wedding, and even though we&#8217;ve all moved on, nobody&#8217;s trying to look like garbage in front of their ex. Amirite, Christine? Karen? LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Monday after Thanksgiving for crying out loud! Before I got this reminder, Shi texted me asking how my bridesmaid dress fit. Luckily, the dress she chose for us has an empire waist that ensures that any indiscretions (like my special relationship with BBQ) will be undetectable. Granted, I still bought a size too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,192,252],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","category-exercise","category-weddings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}