{"id":272512,"date":"2025-07-11T12:37:55","date_gmt":"2025-07-11T19:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272512"},"modified":"2025-07-11T12:37:55","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T19:37:55","slug":"erewhon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272512","title":{"rendered":"Erewhon."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;manonmathews_erewhon-parody.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manonmathews_erewhon-parody.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manonmathews_erewhon-parody.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manonmathews_erewhon-parody.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"manonmathews_erewhon-parody.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2025-07-11T12:37:55-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manonmathews_erewhon-parody.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/manonmathews_erewhon-parody.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/manonmathews\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@manonmathews<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You don&#8217;t know wealth until you&#8217;ve milked a pecan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/14ewHgW13vhARFFM7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Erewhon<\/a> just opened a location up the street from me in Manhattan Beach. You guys, there&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.traderjoes.com\/home\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Trader Joe&#8217;s<\/a> across the street from my apartment (plus two more within a 3-mile radius) and two <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wholefoodsmarket.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Whole Foods<\/a> within the same distance (the beach cities love their organic food). All that to say, I have options. So I won&#8217;t be hitting up Erewhon anytime soon for <a href=\"https:\/\/erewhon.com\/product\/7791691000\/hailey-biebers-strawberry-glaze-skin-smoothie\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hailey Bieber&#8217;s $20 Strawberry Glaze Skin Smoothie<\/a> or new salt (enough of that old shit) \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(via @manonmathews) You don&#8217;t know wealth until you&#8217;ve milked a pecan. Erewhon just opened a location up the street from me in Manhattan Beach. You guys, there&#8217;s a Trader Joe&#8217;s across the street from my apartment (plus two more within a 3-mile radius) and two Whole Foods within the same distance (the beach cities love [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272512"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272518,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272512\/revisions\/272518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}