{"id":272674,"date":"2025-07-27T11:47:30","date_gmt":"2025-07-27T18:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272674"},"modified":"2025-08-06T13:11:07","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T20:11:07","slug":"vacancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272674","title":{"rendered":"Vacancy."},"content":{"rendered":"

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My next door neighbor moved out. She was so quiet, I don’t think she even had a TV. I wouldn’t hear her for weeks at a time, and I’d think she was dead if she didn’t have regular Chewy<\/a> deliveries at her door (she had a cat who was also quiet as fuck). When I was leaving today, I saw her door open and her apartment empty. I hope she just moved out and didn’t die in there \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

I’ve lived in this building for 13 years, so I’ve seen a lot of people come and go. My neighbor on the other side of me has lived here longer than me (what’s good, Gloria? \ud83d\ude06 she’s also v quiet). My neighbor across the hall is my building manager (his name is Michael Douglas LOL no relation to the actor), and he and his wife have a golden retriever and are pretty quiet.<\/p>\n

When they were removing the popcorn from my ceiling and remodeling my bathroom<\/a>, I stayed in a vacant apartment on another floor on the other side of the building and it was so<\/em> loud\u2014people would take calls in the hallway, tenants would fuck with their windows open, someone would play an actual piano… I work from home, so I hear everything<\/em>. Most of the people who have lived in the apartment next door have been quiet… except this one dude who also worked from home so he was there all day, and mounted his TV to our shared wall, and it was so loud, I could hear what he was watching. He was blasting it at 2am on a weeknight and I couldn’t take it anymore, so I rang his doorbell at 2am, woke up his dogs, and woke him<\/em> up apparently, because he was sleeping with his loud ass TV on!<\/p>\n

Hopefully, whoever moves in next door is more mindful of their neighbors (me LOL). It’s a studio identical to mine, if anyone’s looking for a rental in the South Bay and has $2,350 to spare each month \ud83d\ude05 I\u2019m a great neighbor\u2014I don\u2019t own a TV (just a projector with a soundbar that\u2019s far away from any shared walls), I don\u2019t have a piano or any instruments, and I don\u2019t fuck with my windows open (my windows don\u2019t open \ud83d\ude1c).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My next door neighbor moved out. She was so quiet, I don’t think she even had a TV. I wouldn’t hear her for weeks at a time, and I’d think she was dead if she didn’t have regular Chewy deliveries at her door (she had a cat who was also quiet as fuck). When I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272674"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272853,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272674\/revisions\/272853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}