{"id":272795,"date":"2025-08-05T18:14:38","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T01:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272795"},"modified":"2025-08-28T08:41:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T15:41:36","slug":"vice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=272795","title":{"rendered":"Vice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/whiskey-bar.jpg\" alt=\"bar cart\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>My sister doesn&#8217;t usually drink (she has plenty of other vices LOL). She&#8217;s one of those Asians who turns bright red after a sip of Martini and Rossi. She does enjoy an espresso martini every once in a while (even though she normally doesn&#8217;t like coffee or vodka, but apparently mixed together is her sweet spot).<\/p>\n<p>All that to say, she went to a party last weekend where she brought a bottle of <a href=\"https:\/\/totalbourbon.com\/products\/blanton-s-single-barrell\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Blanton&#8217;s Bourbon Whiskey<\/a>, because it was the birthday girl&#8217;s favorite. Pammie tried it and said it was so smooth. I love a good cocktail, and I always tell Pammie, &#8216;You can&#8217;t even taste the alcohol&#8217; and she can <em>always<\/em> taste it. Problem is, I like the taste of alcohol \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bukowski-drinking.jpg\" alt=\"bukowski drinking quote\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>One NYE in my 20s, I drank so much Jack Daniel&#8217;s, I was throwing up well into the next year. I&#8217;ve been turned off by straight up whiskey since (though I don&#8217;t mind it in <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37855\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sangria<\/a>), but I&#8217;m willing to partake in some Blanton&#8217;s if my sister likes it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VhEoCOWUtcU?si=B962QuYu3cqM8AKI\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Let&#8217;s have a toast for the douchebags<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s have a toast for the assholes<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s have a toast for the scumbags<br \/>\nEvery one of them that I know<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s have a toast for the jerk-offs<br \/>\nThat&#8217;ll never take work off<br \/>\nBaby, I got a plan<br \/>\nRun away fast as you can<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister doesn&#8217;t usually drink (she has plenty of other vices LOL). She&#8217;s one of those Asians who turns bright red after a sip of Martini and Rossi. She does enjoy an espresso martini every once in a while (even though she normally doesn&#8217;t like coffee or vodka, but apparently mixed together is her sweet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,227],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272795"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272837,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272795\/revisions\/272837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}