{"id":27598,"date":"2019-01-17T15:57:51","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T23:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=27598"},"modified":"2019-01-17T15:57:51","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T23:57:51","slug":"stormy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=27598","title":{"rendered":"Stormy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me on day 1 of this LA storm:<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/beyonce-lemonade.gif\" alt=\"beyonce lemonade gif\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Me on day 4 after my ceiling sprung a massive leak:<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/rhobh-enough-beast.gif\" alt=\"rhobh enough beast gif\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Fortunately, it&#8217;s leaking above an area free of furniture, electronics, and my hand-tufted moroccan rug.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ceilingleak2.jpg\" alt=\"ceiling leak\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, it&#8217;s in the shape of a vagina and a literal stain on my apartment.<\/p>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ceilingleak1.jpg\" alt=\"ceiling leak\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>If anyone without a hole in their ceiling would like me to stay over tonight, you&#8217;ll be rewarded with good karma, leftover pizza from Valentino\u2019s, and me without pants on.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me on day 1 of this LA storm: Me on day 4 after my ceiling sprung a massive leak: Fortunately, it&#8217;s leaking above an area free of furniture, electronics, and my hand-tufted moroccan rug. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s in the shape of a vagina and a literal stain on my apartment. If anyone without a hole in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}